What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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