One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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1+1=2

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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whats up and also down? your mum

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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