- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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