Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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