- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. I said who's there? Knock Knock. WHO THE FUCK'S THERE, GODDAMNIT? Knock Knock. PLEASE STOP IT STOP IT OH GOD STOP IT Knock Knock SWEET DEAR JESUS GOD CHRIST STOPSTOPOHGODSTOPITNOW Knock Knock. FORGODSSAKECOMEIN. Hello, Mark. Oh, hi, Steven.

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

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