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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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