AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

hey hey apple

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Obama lin Baden.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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