How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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