- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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