- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

Arrow in the Knee!

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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