If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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