I hate Jews The Holocaust

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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It's all Taggart

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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Anti Joke

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