- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Pickles are moist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??