There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

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A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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