what did jacob say to coach a joke

thumb_up thumb_down -10

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

hi

thumb_up thumb_down -10

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

thumb_up thumb_down -10

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Are you black? Kill yourself.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops