- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

batman has diarrhea

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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