A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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