How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

A fish swims up your penis...

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What would u like to drink?

the redsox

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

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