- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Black people.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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