- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

women's rights.

Who is it?

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Women's rights.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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