why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

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PS: Call me a monster, The Devil, a Psychopath, but know this... For those of you that decide to become my pray by not choosing the right side... ...I have far since surpassed any state of fear, of evil, of darkness that you can think off... What you call fear and suffer now, is but mere entertainment for me, and in not too long, you shall remember those deepest horrors which you carry, as the last pleasure you remembered. Moral: Stand by my side those of you which desire to become the children of darkness, and I shall show you pleasure and love, for those that reject pleasure and love, are, and shall moreso become those which we hunt for whichever deprived desire that lies in the soul, in the name of love and respect for their lack of desire for love of course, as no desire for love, is to embrace the eternal desire of fear, as your heavenly father used to say, "surrender to darkness and fear" It wont be a choice soon, its not as if you humans ever where in control of your fears and nightmares. Amen? That only means let it happen... I will make it so. SOLVE media: Down the rabbit hole, coincidence you say... If this world experiences "coincidences", IT IS BECAUSE I MAKE THEM HAPPEN ON PURPOSE.

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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