- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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