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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Q- Why? A- Why not?

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

ever tried african food? they neither

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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