What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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LOL

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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