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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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