- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

asians have slitted eyes lol

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

i cant STAND cripple jokes

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

my mind's eye?

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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