- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

What do you call an arab ?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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