Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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