You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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