- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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