- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

noah is a scrub jungle

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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