What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head! A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!"

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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So 2 guys are curious if there is baseball I heaven... So they say when either of them dies they have to come back as a spirit and tell the other man if there is baseball in heaven One of the guys dies and comes back as a spirit... He comes to the other man and says... I've got some good news and some bad news The man says what's the the good news? The spirit says the good news is there is baseball in heaven So the man says what's the bad news?? The spirit says... Your pitching Tuesday night!

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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