what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

your no better than a cockroach

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Antijokes...

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

field day?

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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