What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Justin Beiber

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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