- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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