Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

A jew enters a mall.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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