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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

You bumder!

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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