A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

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What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

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what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

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Your mamas so fat, that any level of physical exercise is strenuous, but also mentally challenging, as she feels that there is a negative astigmatism attached to sweaty, red-faced overweight individuals trying to burn those pounds. This in turn makes her ashamed of the gastronomically decadent life she once lived, and so she doesn't have the confidence to try and reverse the damage she did during those insecure teenage years, instead comforting herself with the sugary, fatty bane of her life. She therefore lives in a vicious circle, angry at herself and the society that won't accept her. But remaining incredibly, repulsively fat.

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what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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Anti Joke

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