38 studio's new game... Finance City

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What's the new green? Green

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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