why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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How do you make a little girl cry?

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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Anthony sucks

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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