727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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gingers

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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