If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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mark is life

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

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What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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Ask me if im a tree? No

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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