Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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