Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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the WNBA

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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batman has diarrhea

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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Your girlfriend.

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the redsox

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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