- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

A fish swims up your penis...

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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