- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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