- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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