- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Everybody will die

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

whats green and slimy? green slim

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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