- Anti Joke

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

A Mormon walks into a bar

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.