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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

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what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

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pudding

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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poop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

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